Yes folks, you heard it here first. Quietly the President of the USA has purchased a mansion in the Lorne Park area and announced to the YourSAUGA team that at the end of his term, he will be re-locating to Mississauga.
Citing Mississauga’s proximity to a first-class airport, fine education system in Peel, a new LRT, great restaurants, modern community centres, excellent shopping and proximity to Lake Ontario, Trump made it very clear that he is looking forward to his retirement in Mississauga.
“I plan to get to know former Mayor Hazel McCallion and enjoy my quiet years with a lady I have heard so much about” said Trump.
A huge baseball and football fan, Trump has already made plans to purchase Toronto Blue Jays and Toronto Argonaut season tickets.
Donald was quoted, “with my Presto Pass, I can jump on the Go Train and be downtown Toronto in less than thirty minutes!”
Heck, he may even take in a 905 game or learn a little bit about hockey watching the Steelheads.
Brace yourself Mississauga, the Trump circus is not far away.
btw – April Fool